Castaway Comedy Gifts

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

'At last!... A woman!'

BARBER

'What's the matter,Sid? You've been avoiding me lately.'

Castaway finds a television.

"Whataya mean you have writer's block?"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

Arabian island

'You have a friend request.'

'I'm willing to relocate.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

Hell on trio island

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

Man on a desert island with only one palm tree making it impossible to hang a hammock.

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

'Seafood Only.'

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

The next few years would be very litigious,

'Looks like the tide flowed out while we were sleeping.'

"So how long will it take to grow?"

"Of course I wasn't exposed to harmful pesticides as a child. Funny question."

"Wow! A secret admirer!"

'Don't you think a boat would have been more appropriate?'

Desert Island Game

'Say 'Nessage in a gottle.' one more time and I'm putting you back in your box.'

'Robinson Crusoe discovers Friday's mobile'