Castaway Humor Lovers Gifts

The next few years would be very litigious,

Man on Island

Desert Island Meals.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Drawing on an island.

"At last - no Trump."

Arabian island

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

"Whataya mean you have writer's block?"

'You have a friend request.'

'I'm willing to relocate.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

BARBER

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'