Castaway Humor Gifts

"Wow! A secret admirer!"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"At last - no Trump."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

Arabian island

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Drawing on an island.

'You have a friend request.'

'I'm willing to relocate.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

BARBER

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

'Seafood Only.'