Castaway Humor T-Shirts

"Wow! A secret admirer!"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"At last - no Trump."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Whataya mean you have writer's block?"

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

Arabian island

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Drawing on an island.

'You have a friend request.'

'I'm willing to relocate.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

BARBER

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

'Seafood Only.'

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"