Castaway Humor Lovers Pillows

The next few years would be very litigious,

Man on Island

Desert Island Meals.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

"At last - no Trump."

Arabian island

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

Drawing on an island.

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'You have a friend request.'

'I'm willing to relocate.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

BARBER

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'