Castaway Humor Enthusiast Pillows

Artist on the Desert Island

Desert Island Meals.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Drawing on an island.

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Arabian island

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

"At last - no Trump."

'You have a friend request.'

'I'm willing to relocate.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

BARBER