Castaway Humorist Pillows

'You have a friend request.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Island with sail.

'Seafood Only.'

Golfer approaches desert island.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

God in the bunker.

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"Delivery."

"At last - no Trump."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Arabian island

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

"Whataya mean you have writer's block?"

Drawing on an island.

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

BARBER

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'