Castaway Laughter Enthusiast Pillows

'You want us to go fishing tomorrow? Wait, I've got to check my appointment book.'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

King and Jester

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Trappist talk show.

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

"At last - no Trump."

Arabian island

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

Drawing on an island.

'You have a friend request.'

'I'm willing to relocate.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"...dry your eyes, m'boy, and always remember: Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and the world laughs AT you."

'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'