Castaway Comedy Mugs

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

'At last!... A woman!'

BARBER

'What's the matter,Sid? You've been avoiding me lately.'

Castaway finds a television.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Arabian island

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

'You have a friend request.'

'I'm willing to relocate.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Hell on trio island

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

'Seafood Only.'

Man on a desert island with only one palm tree making it impossible to hang a hammock.

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

The next few years would be very litigious,

"So how long will it take to grow?"

'Looks like the tide flowed out while we were sleeping.'

'Say 'Nessage in a gottle.' one more time and I'm putting you back in your box.'

Desert Island Game

"Wow! A secret admirer!"

'Robinson Crusoe discovers Friday's mobile'

'Don't you think a boat would have been more appropriate?'

"Of course I wasn't exposed to harmful pesticides as a child. Funny question."

'It's from a couple of poor slobs on another island.'

'Oh, it's from my new pen pal on the other island.'