Castaway Comedian Mugs

"So how long will it take to grow?"

Desert Island Meals.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

Arabian island

'You have a friend request.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

BARBER

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Castaway attaches a motor to a desert island.

'Seafood Only.'

Desert Island: 'Offer Lessons of Meditation.'

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

Man on a desert island with only one palm tree making it impossible to hang a hammock.

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

The next few years would be very litigious,

'Looks like the tide flowed out while we were sleeping.'

"Of course I wasn't exposed to harmful pesticides as a child. Funny question."

"Wow! A secret admirer!"

Queue here

Desert Island Game

"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"