Castaway Comedian Mugs

"So how long will it take to grow?"

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

Desert Island Meals.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"Whataya mean you have writer's block?"

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

Arabian island

'You have a friend request.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Ready or Not here I come.'

BARBER

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

Man on a desert island with only one palm tree making it impossible to hang a hammock.

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Castaway attaches a motor to a desert island.

Desert Island: 'Offer Lessons of Meditation.'

'Seafood Only.'

"It's for you. You've got jury duty."

The next few years would be very litigious,

'Looks like the tide flowed out while we were sleeping.'

Desert Island Game

"Of course I wasn't exposed to harmful pesticides as a child. Funny question."

Note reads: 'In case of emergency, break bottle.'

"Wow! A secret admirer!"

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