Castaway Admirer Mugs

Playing golf on a desert island

Desert Island Meals.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I think they're up to something.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'The knights are drawing closer'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Knight walking a dog.

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

No Right Turn (monster)

Grim's Fairytales

Castle Efficiency

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"At last - no Trump."

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

Drawing on an island.

'I'm willing to relocate.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

'And that m'lord concludes the case for the defence. . . '

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

No Shoes, No Service.

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'