Clandestine Admirer Mugs

What happens in vagueness stays in vagueness.

'Can't we meet somewhere else, dear? This is messing my hair.'

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Love

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'Will you be my Valentine?'

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

Elusive Shadow.

Company Ink.

No Right Turn (monster)

Grim's Fairytales

The men of your dreams

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

Meet The Ghostwriter

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

Lover

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

Moby the Private Dick.

"Great-now everybody at work is going to know."

Private Jet

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".