Clandestine Admirer Gifts

What happens in vagueness stays in vagueness.

'Can't we meet somewhere else, dear? This is messing my hair.'

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Love

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Will you be my Valentine?'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

Elusive Shadow.

Company Ink.

Grim's Fairytales

No Right Turn (monster)

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

The men of your dreams

Meet The Ghostwriter

Moby the Private Dick.

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

Lover

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Great-now everybody at work is going to know."

Private Jet