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The men of your dreams

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"He gets easily abstracted."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'Will you be my Valentine?'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

Elusive Shadow.

Company Ink.

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

Meet The Ghostwriter

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

Moby the Private Dick.

Lover

"Great-now everybody at work is going to know."

Private Jet

A Ghost

'Say when.'

Clowns of the Baskervilles

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

'Could you sign it 'anonymous'? It's for a friend and I don't want to ruin the surprise.'

Someone carries a torch for you!

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

Bad Rhymes