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"Nice moat."

"Look who's forgotten their keys again!"

'If you ask me, all his tough talk on national issues is seriously undermined by the fuzzy pajamas.'

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

Edinburgh 1 o'clock gun.

"Tell Her Highness I think the people from the collection agency are here."

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Handsome prince gets distracted.

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

'Get rid of that ugly wind turbine or we'll burn the place to the ground!'

'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

'You must be a first time buyer!'

'Have a nice summit conference -- don't destabilize anything.'

"I was hoping they'd settle for a spot of graffiti!"

'Is that the trebuchet?'

"I would venture to say it's the best thing since that contraption we use to crank up a draw bridge."

"Hear ye...the reading of the cvs receipt."

"I only use two and twenty blackbirds. The king never notices."

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"I'm just holding the fort."

What a moon set.

Knight walking a dog.

'I think they're up to something.'

'The knights are drawing closer'

'Sorry, Dear, but it was either this or tighten the money supply.'

"Another mail-in ballot, my lord. Shall I place it with the others?"

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

The royal families are feuding. I don't know who the victors will be! It's a guessing game of thrones!

"If you ask nicely, maybe they'll throw your crossbow back up."

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

Castle Efficiency

Keyhole ramming.

"I'd like something smaller – something with fewer walls to defend."

"Damn!"

"Did you remember to turn on the alarm?"