Wall Admirer T-Shirts

Trump reading about Walls.

The Fourth Little Pig

Bad hair day!

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'I think they're up to something.'

Mimi's final scene

Phoenix

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Joe Biden

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Kultural K9's.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"What did Jesus order?"

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Curling your hair for no reason

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Thinker?

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Move, Gary."

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

'The knights are drawing closer'

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.