Wall Admirer Mugs

Trump reading about Walls.

The Fourth Little Pig

Bad hair day!

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'I think they're up to something.'

Phoenix

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Kultural K9's.

"What did Jesus order?"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Joe Biden

Curling your hair for no reason

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Mimi's final scene

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Thinker?

'The knights are drawing closer'

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"Move, Gary."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'