Great Wall Admirer Mugs

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.

Most people don't know that the great wall was originally built out of popsicle sticks. Of course, back then it was just called 'the wall'.

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Kultural K9's.

'I think they're up to something.'

"What did Jesus order?"

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Phoenix

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Joe Biden

Mimi's final scene

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

The Thinker?

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

Redecorating Easter Island.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'The knights are drawing closer'

Brickie's Mate

"Move, Gary."

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."