Great Wall Admirer T-Shirts

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.

Most people don't know that the great wall was originally built out of popsicle sticks. Of course, back then it was just called 'the wall'.

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"What did Jesus order?"

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Joe Biden

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Kultural K9's.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Phoenix

Mimi's final scene

'I think they're up to something.'

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

Brickie's Mate

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Move, Gary."

Redecorating Easter Island.

'The knights are drawing closer'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

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