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Christo's Mother

"Well sure, as art it sucks, but that's a lot of bricks to move."

"Well, no, I wouldn't expect you to get it."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Convenience.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Kultural K9's.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"What did Jesus order?"

Mimi's final scene

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"Things are looking up!"

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Joe Biden

Phoenix

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Thinker?

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Horse draws a baby carriage.

1,572 Performances.

"Move, Gary."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

I Pagliacci

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."