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Christo's Mother

"Well sure, as art it sucks, but that's a lot of bricks to move."

"Well, no, I wouldn't expect you to get it."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Convenience.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"What did Jesus order?"

Phoenix

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Kultural K9's.

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Joe Biden

"Things are looking up!"

Mimi's final scene

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

I Pagliacci

1,572 Performances.

"Move, Gary."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Closed for Renovation