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'Tracey Eminem'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"That'll be five bucks."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Convenience.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Mimi's final scene

Joe Biden

Phoenix

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Kultural K9's.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"What did Jesus order?"

Shell Fire

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

I Pagliacci

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

1,572 Performances.

"Move, Gary."

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

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