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'Tracey Eminem'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"That'll be five bucks."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Convenience.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Shell Fire

"What did Jesus order?"

Phoenix

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Kultural K9's.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Joe Biden

Mimi's final scene

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"Move, Gary."

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

1,572 Performances.

I Pagliacci

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

Closed for Renovation

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).