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Jesus loves you, Everyone else thinks you are a dick.

Prison decorating

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Joe Biden

Mimi's final scene

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Phoenix

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

"What did Jesus order?"

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Kultural K9's.

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"Move, Gary."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Closed for Renovation

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

Nikolay Rerih

"I'll level with you, Mr. Burnbaum. It's the worst case of detached irony I've ever seen!"