Wall Art Admirer Gifts

Jesus loves you, Everyone else thinks you are a dick.

Prison decorating

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"What did Jesus order?"

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Phoenix

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Kultural K9's.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Joe Biden

Mimi's final scene

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Move, Gary."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

Closed for Renovation

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

"I'll level with you, Mr. Burnbaum. It's the worst case of detached irony I've ever seen!"

Nikolay Rerih

"Forget it - she's out of your league."