Mural Admirer Gifts

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"But is it art ?"

Bad hair day!

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Curling your hair for no reason

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Kultural K9's.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Phoenix

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Joe Biden

"What did Jesus order?"

Mimi's final scene

"Of course I've been drinking!"

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Thinker?

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Redecorating Easter Island.

"Move, Gary."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat