Mural Admirer T-Shirts

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"But is it art ?"

Bad hair day!

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Curling your hair for no reason

Joe Biden

Mimi's final scene

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Phoenix

"What did Jesus order?"

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Kultural K9's.

"Of course I've been drinking!"

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"Move, Gary."

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Redecorating Easter Island.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."