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"Our mandates almost overlapped."

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Shell Fire

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Redecorating Easter Island.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

Starbucks Siren

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Statue fishing.

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

A monument gets down from his plinth.

"But is it art ?"

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

'Okay, I'll stand on the mantle, but she's never going to believe you bagged a duck.'

Bot Art: After Judith Leyster

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

The caricature of Dorian Gray

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'

'The professor would have wanted it this way. He always was a breast man.'

Benefactor of children

'I think you got carried away with the whole five portions of fruit and veg thing.'

Stone Henge - "OK, I'll take it, but I want it next to the A303 in Wiltshire."