Mural Admirers Mugs

"Our mandates almost overlapped."

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Shell Fire

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Redecorating Easter Island.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

The ultimate Secret Service demotion. We're sending you to guard Mount Rushmore.

Statue fishing.

Starbucks Siren

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

A monument gets down from his plinth.

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

"But is it art ?"

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

The caricature of Dorian Gray

'Okay, I'll stand on the mantle, but she's never going to believe you bagged a duck.'

Not So Into This One

Bot Art: After Judith Leyster

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

I told you not to touch its belly.

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'

Benefactor of children

'The professor would have wanted it this way. He always was a breast man.'

'I think you got carried away with the whole five portions of fruit and veg thing.'