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Jennifer Connelly

The Artist

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Picasso: The Early Years

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Cats at private view

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Mimi's final scene

"What did Jesus order?"

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

Joe Biden

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Phoenix

Kultural K9's.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Shell Fire

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"Feel better, dear?"

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Move, Gary."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'