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The Artist

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Cats at private view

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Picasso: The Early Years

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"What did Jesus order?"

Phoenix

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Kultural K9's.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Feel better, dear?"

Mimi's final scene

Joe Biden

Shell Fire

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Thinker?

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"Move, Gary."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'