Mural Enthusiast Gifts

'Pro painters'

You're my Mona Lisa.

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Use your imagination.

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"I know it is of this earth...."

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Veterans Day '20

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Brickie's Mate

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

'I love rock festivals!'

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

"Here's the weak point."

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"...My daughter, the model..."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.