Mural Enthusiast Pillows

Not So Into This One

'Pro painters'

You're my Mona Lisa.

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Use your imagination.

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

Veterans Day '20

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Brickie's Mate

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

'I love rock festivals!'

"Here's the weak point."

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"...My daughter, the model..."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."