Wall Enthusiast Pillows

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

"Here's the weak point."

Brickie's Mate

"President Trump, we Germans know how to build a wall and we know how to stop people from coming over it."

"It's not much of a view if you don't like bricks."

Hadrian's Wall

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

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'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Please do not touch the art. Please touch the artist.

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

"Yes, but is it art?"

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

Not So Into This One

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

Cave Wallpaper

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"Look, mom! I'm learning to color between the lines!"

"See here how his later work shows focus and sense of direction..."

The house that Ruth built.

"I hope no one's noticed, but I am totally phoning it in today."

People admire a freshly painted wall

Warning, the Surgeon General warns that prolonged viewing of this product may be hazardous to your health.

"I'm afraid swiping left doesn't work in here."

I think he's saying that after losing his job, he was retrained as a street mime.

"See? Now there's a great example of adaptability."

Michelangelo Caught Creating Graffiti

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."