Wall Lover Pillows

Hadrian's Wall

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

E-Baying @ The Moon

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Brickie's Mate

The perfectionist.

'Beware of falling Humpty Dumpties.'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

'Coach, were you forced to resign? ...'

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

"Here's the weak point."

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

Boy at Computer.

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

It

Cave Wallpaper

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

"Oh yes, he was a big bad wolf, but I've turned him into a devoted husband and a great father..."

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.