Ceiling Mural Lover Pillows

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Hadrian's Wall

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"I've changed my mind"

A new meaning in the Roman

"But is it art ?"

Not So Into This One

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

"Are you sure that's Michelangelo?"

'I wonder if Michael Angelo got a stiff neck when he painted the ceiling!'

"For a little extra we could have got Giotto."

"I told you ages ago not to use your clay-ons on the walls. I can't get that stuff to come off"

'Most people would appreciate having a mural in their home.'

'Michelanglo is a weird kid.'

Murals.

'You can't go around writing graffiti on every wall you see!' (Football defensive wall).

'Not again! Perhaps I should only paint ceilings.' (painted into a corner).

'How's it going down at the chapel, Michaelangelo?'

Prison decorating

Jesus loves you, Everyone else thinks you are a dick.

"As an ex-priest, I'm having a hard time adjusting to these noncathedral ceilings."

'Ever since he painted the Sistine Chapel, he can't paint any other way.'

Ceiling Paint stacked next to Deodorant

"I should take all our old computers, gadgets and phones out of the attic. The ceiling can no longer take the weight."

The End is Nigh.

"Our mandates almost overlapped."