Ceiling Mural Lover Pillows

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Hadrian's Wall

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"I've changed my mind"

A new meaning in the Roman

"But is it art ?"

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

"Are you sure that's Michelangelo?"

'I wonder if Michael Angelo got a stiff neck when he painted the ceiling!'

"For a little extra we could have got Giotto."

"I told you ages ago not to use your clay-ons on the walls. I can't get that stuff to come off"

'Most people would appreciate having a mural in their home.'

'Michelanglo is a weird kid.'

'You can't go around writing graffiti on every wall you see!' (Football defensive wall).

Murals.

'Not again! Perhaps I should only paint ceilings.' (painted into a corner).

'How's it going down at the chapel, Michaelangelo?'

Jesus loves you, Everyone else thinks you are a dick.

Prison decorating

"As an ex-priest, I'm having a hard time adjusting to these noncathedral ceilings."

'Ever since he painted the Sistine Chapel, he can't paint any other way.'

"I should take all our old computers, gadgets and phones out of the attic. The ceiling can no longer take the weight."

Ceiling Paint stacked next to Deodorant

The End is Nigh.

"Our mandates almost overlapped."

'Two painters, one tall, one short, painting a wall.'