Wall Art Connoisseur Pillows

People admire a freshly painted wall

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Convenience.

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

Brickie's Mate

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"See that? He's the kind of peasant I detest."

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

Petrarch

Pyramids exploding.

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

Graffiti Forever!

The Red Carpet

The Algonquin Round Table

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

"Here's the weak point."

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

"Is it just me, or do these sculptural forms of light and shadow make you think about the ephemeral nature of life, the spirituality of the moment eclipsing our futile quest for cheese?"

"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?"