Wall Art Connoisseur Pillows

People admire a freshly painted wall

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Convenience.

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Truman Capote

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"See that? He's the kind of peasant I detest."

Brickie's Mate

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"'Talent borrows, genius steals' - that's one of mine, too."

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

Graffiti Forever!

Pyramids exploding.

The Red Carpet

Petrarch

Charlotte Rampling

The Algonquin Round Table

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

"Here's the weak point."

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?"