Muralist Pillows

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

Use your imagination.

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'I did it all from memory.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Not So Into This One

"But is it art ?"

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

'I draw on the walls and get time out. They do it and get famous!'

Dangerous Mural

A Blanksy

'Michelangelo!'

"For a little extra we could have got Giotto."

'Most people would appreciate having a mural in their home.'

'It's an epic mural called 'Seas of Change'.'

'So much for hiding in plain sight.'

Murals.

"Ay caramba amigo, graffiti paradise!!"

'You can't go around writing graffiti on every wall you see!' (Football defensive wall).

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'