Wall Muralist Pillows

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Use your imagination.

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

'I did it all from memory.'

Texturing the Walls

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

Cave Wallpaper

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

People admire a freshly painted wall

"Look, mom! I'm learning to color between the lines!"

'I draw on the walls and get time out. They do it and get famous!'

Dangerous Mural

A Blanksy

Mice in a lab maze painting their little walls as men paint the walls in a laboratory.

'Michelangelo!'

Metropolitan Marines

Michelangelo Caught Creating Graffiti

"For a little extra we could have got Giotto."

"I told you ages ago not to use your clay-ons on the walls. I can't get that stuff to come off"