Wall Muralist Gifts

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Use your imagination.

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

'I did it all from memory.'

Texturing the Walls

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

Cave Wallpaper

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Mice in a lab maze painting their little walls as men paint the walls in a laboratory.

"Look, mom! I'm learning to color between the lines!"

'I draw on the walls and get time out. They do it and get famous!'

Dangerous Mural

A Blanksy

People admire a freshly painted wall

'Michelangelo!'

"For a little extra we could have got Giotto."

Michelangelo Caught Creating Graffiti

Metropolitan Marines

No caption (An artist paints a square hole she's sawed out of a wall).