Church Muralist Gifts

"For a little extra we could have got Giotto."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Use your imagination.

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Four Chanting Monks

"We'd like some scenes from Genesis over here, followed by David composing the Psalms over there, and at the end, let's have Abraham pointing the way to the coat room."

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

Choirboy

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

"It's the new church organ."

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

A Blanksy

'Ok, Flight of the Bumblebee ... once more with feeling'

'So ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for anyone prepared to pay ?48.50 including VAT.'

'Michelangelo!'

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

"Thank you, but I don't feel it's necessary for you to play 'Charge' when I invite people to the altar."