Church Muralist Gifts

"For a little extra we could have got Giotto."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Use your imagination.

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Four Chanting Monks

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

"We'd like some scenes from Genesis over here, followed by David composing the Psalms over there, and at the end, let's have Abraham pointing the way to the coat room."

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

Choirboy

'Page 37 in your hymnals and selection #15 on your iPods.'

Priest getting stained glass glasses.

Pray as you Go.

A Blanksy

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

"It's the new church organ."

'Ok, Flight of the Bumblebee ... once more with feeling'

'So ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for anyone prepared to pay ?48.50 including VAT.'

'Michelangelo!'

Monk Synth Bell Ringers