"We'd like some scenes from Genesis over here, followed by David composing the Psalms over there, and at the end, let's have Abraham pointing the way to the coat room."
Church Decorator Gifts
Celebrate the talent and dedication of church decorators with our specially curated selection of gifts. Perfect for those who bring beauty and inspiration to sacred spaces, these items combine wit and warmth to honor their craft. Whether it’s for a fellow professional or your loved one, find unique presents that reflect their passion for transforming churches into uplifting sanctuaries.
'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'
Painting by the numbers for adults
Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.
Painting the Ceiling
'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'
'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'
'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'
"We went for Scandinavian interiors."
School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .
Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.
"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."
California Gold...field of poppies with matching border
"I'm starting to think stripes."
Face Painting.
Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'
"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."
'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'
"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."
"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"
'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'
'Quick, press control Z!'
'I wanted a change in decor.'
Redecorating Easter Island.
Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation
Pollock Painting Company
"Love your feng shui!"
"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."
'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'
'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'
Curtains haberdashery
Early cave painters
"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."
Pea green
'Here you are. I got tired of making you endless cups of tea..!'
Church Decorator Gifts Collection
Church Decorator Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for church decorators—bringing humor and inspiration to their daily routine.
Church Decorator Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that celebrate the artistry of church decorators—add charm to their workspace or home.
Church Decorator Prints
Browse inspiring art prints that honor church decorators—beautiful designs to motivate and delight.
Church Decorator T-Shirts
Find witty and thoughtful t-shirts designed for professional church decorators—wear their passion with pride.