Spiritual Decorator Gifts

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'The roof needs icing.'

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

A centipede's Christmas stockings

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

A new meaning in the Roman

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

"We'd like some scenes from Genesis over here, followed by David composing the Psalms over there, and at the end, let's have Abraham pointing the way to the coat room."

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

Violin Playing Snowman.

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

"He loves me!"

A christmas tree for the cat

Prisoner decorating his cell.

"If anyone asks, I did this."

"We'll take it."

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

A bear decorates a snowbear.