Spiritual Decorator Mugs

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'The roof needs icing.'

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

"We'd like some scenes from Genesis over here, followed by David composing the Psalms over there, and at the end, let's have Abraham pointing the way to the coat room."

A new meaning in the Roman

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

Violin Playing Snowman.

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

A christmas tree for the cat

"If anyone asks, I did this."

"He loves me!"

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

Prisoner decorating his cell.

"We'll take it."

"I guess they really are permanent."

'Sheila wanted a statue and I wanted a water feature so we compromised.'

A bear decorates a snowbear.