Church Art Admirer Gifts

"We're interviewing one other guy and we'll let you know..."

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Phoenix

Shell Fire

"What did Jesus order?"

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Joe Biden

Mimi's final scene

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Kultural K9's.

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"Move, Gary."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

R.C.I.A.

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

God is for life not just for Christmas.

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Closed for Renovation

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).