Church Music Admirer Gifts

William Byrd

Hildegard von Bingen

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

You are my sunshine!

Hildegard von Bingen

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

Music Hall Dancers

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

R.C.I.A.

God is for life not just for Christmas.

Mexican Serenade.

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

Bette Midler

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

Four Chanting Monks

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov

Hallelujah!

Cathedral Made Safe.