Church Music Admirer Pillows

William Byrd

Hildegard von Bingen

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

You are my sunshine!

Hildegard von Bingen

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

Music Hall Dancers

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

God is for life not just for Christmas.

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

Mexican Serenade.

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Four Chanting Monks

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

Hallelujah!

Cathedral Made Safe.

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

Churchwarden Talking to Rector