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Heavenly voices.

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Hildegard von Bingen

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

"That's our new church mascot."

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

R.C.I.A.

God is for life not just for Christmas.

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

Four Chanting Monks

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

Hallelujah!

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

Pope Francis

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'

Hymns - Optional Extras

"Turn to page 12 for our non-binary singalong."

Choirboy

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

Vicar

Cliff Richard

'Page 37 in your hymnals and selection #15 on your iPods.'