Church Admirers Gifts

NASA rocket with a church spire on top.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"That's our new church mascot."

Sheep In Curlers

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

Cathedral Made Safe.

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

Vicar

Pope Francis

"I suppose you're like me, only signed up for the free uniform."

"Although the collection plate appears to be half full, our accountant assures me that it is half empty."

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

"Oh, hi Pastor, I figured I didn't need to go to church - I ALREADY felt guilty."

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

A group of women concerned about a priest climbing a ladder