Church Architecture Admirers Gifts

If the wind changes you'll stay like that.

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Blok drives by New York City.

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

Bankside

R.C.I.A.

God is for life not just for Christmas.

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

Under New Mismanagement

"We'd like some scenes from Genesis over here, followed by David composing the Psalms over there, and at the end, let's have Abraham pointing the way to the coat room."

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

The TROU of the Baroque

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

Cathedral Made Safe.

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

New around here?

The Lesser Pyramids

Pope Francis

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'