Church Architecture Admirers Pillows

If the wind changes you'll stay like that.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

Bankside

Blok drives by New York City.

God is for life not just for Christmas.

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

"We'd like some scenes from Genesis over here, followed by David composing the Psalms over there, and at the end, let's have Abraham pointing the way to the coat room."

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

Under New Mismanagement

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

The TROU of the Baroque

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

Cathedral Made Safe.

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

New around here?

Pope Francis

The Lesser Pyramids

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'

Stainglass Windows '33