Church Aesthetics Enthusiast Pillows

New curate discussing the pulpit with his paritioners

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"That's our new church mascot."

God is for life not just for Christmas.

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

"We'd like some scenes from Genesis over here, followed by David composing the Psalms over there, and at the end, let's have Abraham pointing the way to the coat room."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

Cathedral Made Safe.

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

Pope Francis

Vicar

Hymns - Optional Extras

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'

Stainglass Windows '33

"Although the collection plate appears to be half full, our accountant assures me that it is half empty."

"Oh, hi Pastor, I figured I didn't need to go to church - I ALREADY felt guilty."

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

A group of women concerned about a priest climbing a ladder

If Adam and Eve were Baptist.

Yeah? Well my father's better at prayers

Peter makes another attempt to go to Jesus.

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish and you will never see him in church on Sunday again."

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

Please follow safe worship practices.