Church Art Aficionado Pillows

'I admit that we are a progressive order Brother, but when I asked you to update our stained-glass window...'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

R.C.I.A.

God is for life not just for Christmas.

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

Cathedral Made Safe.

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

Jesus Christo

Heavenly voices.

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'

Vicar

Pope Francis

Hymns - Optional Extras

Priest getting stained glass glasses.

"Although the collection plate appears to be half full, our accountant assures me that it is half empty."

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

A group of women concerned about a priest climbing a ladder

Yeah? Well my father's better at prayers

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

Please follow safe worship practices.

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish and you will never see him in church on Sunday again."

Peter makes another attempt to go to Jesus.

SOARING BILL

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."